Just For Fun

Updated 5/30/08

WHAT DO YOU CALL…

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?

A dog that runs for help...after it bites your leg off.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

today’sTHOT:

Bad thoughts are like germs. Build up your immunity!

From: www.MikeysFunnies.com

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Fun Photo Hall of Fame

Those Frappuccinos are yummy!

“Greetings, Earthling. Take me to your leader.”

And the winner of the Stevie Wonder lookalike contest is…

Carrying a small token as a reminder can be really useful for controlling your temper.

Hair raising experience

(Congratulations to Timmy for the caption.)

Listen fellow, my dance card is full – you’ll just have to wait your turn.

I’ve Heard of Chicken Salad, but this is Ridiculous!

(Congratulations to Jessica and Grandpa for this month’s caption.)

Say Hello to My Little Friend

Unicorns can't drive

(Congratulations to Casey for this month’s caption)

But Mommy… You said not to write on the walls.

The Potty at the End of the Rainbow

(Thanks to Scott and others for variations of this theme.)

That first step is a doozie... now can someone please roll me over, so I can get up.

(Thanks to Kristen and the Cable Guy for the combined caption.)

Honorable mention for:

What? I'm just waxing my back!

Monkey See, Monkey Do Too! (Congratulations to Timmy and Michelle.)

Honorable mention for:

Conclusive proof that swallowing oranges whole will make your ears grow.

Play that funky music…

Baa, Baa… Bah Humbug!!!

Faster than the mom of a toddler. More powerful than the will of a 2-year-old.

Able to memorize long scripts in a single bound.

Look! Up on the stage… It’s a Methodist… It’s a Mennonite… It’s Bible Woman!

(If you have no idea what this is a parody of, click here.)

The day “Extreme Makeover” was dropped as a Sunday Celebration module.

And this year’s Tango champion is …

So that’s what happened to all the toilet paper!

(The winners of the contest ending 2/28/05 are Pastor Kent and Anne. Their prize? A soft cuddly four-pack of toilet paper.)

I feel pretty…

I’m shaving 4 times a day, but it keeps coming back.

You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out… do the Hokey Pokey…

Let go of the spoon kid. I want some of that creamed spinach!